The surprising and untold story about Jesus

“From fantasy to prophecy there is only one step”

In II century a.C, at someplace close to Galilea central square, somebody drop a weird fantasy lampoon : ” The fourteen Cristinianistic tales ” was named.

Valerius Gratus, Roman prefect of Judea, entrusted an investigation to his favorite general : Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus, with the purpose of discovering the one who was behind this pamphlet.

Several attempts were made by Pompeius to track on people that were seen distributing this rare brochure on the streets, but they succeed on vanishing in the air. After months of effort, the investigation concluded that the principal suspect behind this lampoon was a Saducean disident cell that allegedly distribute this phamplet with the purpose of boicot Roman occupation.

Face to Roman and Judea priestly class oppression, this lampoon started a new literature wave, where all types of writers used their fantasy creative power to write down his own tales. It was a very successful escaping way for Jewish to resist against the Romans.

One special character on this lampoon captured people attention : he was a guy with special powers, his name was Jesus, and it was created by a certain “Saint John”. According to his tales, he was born from a holy virgin, he could heal blinds and lepers, he could multiply breads and he came back to life on the third day after being death.

Among the most popular Jesus stories, a.k.a. Saint John wrote that he was walking by Jerusalem streets and he saw how a trader slapped one of his slaves, after this, he regretted what he has done and he quickly asked the slave for apologies. When Jesus saw such an awful scene, he went in front of the trader, toke him by his shoulders, and smacked him strongly in his balls. Just after this, he gathered some people around him and he said:

– ” I really want to tell you, that better to avoid behave badly when you know that your behavior is wrong, because that story about seventy times seven forgiveness, that story comes from the Zealots, they are making illegal copies of my tales”.

The violent character of Jesus, his antisystem and anticlerical philosophy captivated people from Judea, his tales were such a source of inspiration for a lot of people, that they started to represent dramas about him, and they made festivals and debates about the fictional religion that this lampoon Jesus started to spread. They called it Cristianism, being “Cristianism” a vulgar word copied from the original “Cristianistic” tales.

Saint Jhon stories had so much success that everyone starts to write their own stories taking characters from the original canon and extending it to their will. Later, Jesuscrist festival was created in every corner of Judea, where a.k.a. Saint Jhon authentic tales were played, and also were welcome the apocryphal ones. There was disguising festivals and Jewish popular music, to finally end up with Jesus martirization representation in the cross by Romans.

The power and influence that reached this fictional character, and the real Christian religion that started to spread with the first real Christian communities, started to be a concern for the Roman empire, specially when the fictional Jesus started to complain about taxes and stuff, so they start to pursue any follower of this fictional character.

Finally Constantin, who came up from a radical fan family of the original Cristianistic tales lampoon, see there a mechanism to unify a chaotic Rome, so they decided to impose Christianism as the Empire religion, adapting the original lampoon to his convenience, and the rest of the story is already well known by the world.

During centuries, all kind of experts and scholars have tried with no success to gather material evidence of Jesus, they have searched the cross where allegedly he was crucified, they have tried to find oficial reports from Pontius Pilate about this notorious person, or the records of the Jewish roman census by the date he allegedly exist, but all that they have found are tales of Jesus made by beings with name and surname, but without any trace of his real existence.

10th tale of the 14 flavorous tales Copyright 2024. José Francisco Saray Villamizar.